Tanqueray Me, Babe

Epitaph: Drank, smoked, fucked, fought, wrote it down, regretted naught

I look so cute when I’m sleepy. Just sayin

Oh snap

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend


Genius

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

Genius

(via justanoutline)

I cared once. Fucked me up.

The tiny little monsters running around throwing shit on the floor and screaming and jumping on tables at the pizza joint are making me fucking homicidal.

Anyone else feel like they’re too cute, too smart, and way too fucking talented to be so poor?

Whenever someone uses “science” or “math” to justify oppressive societal structures I’m like ha fuck you, science and math are fallible and studies are always open to interpretation and often skewed to tell a certain narrative, and also just fuck you. Some of the worst shut imaginable has been done to further science.

Oh snap

(Source: sandandglass, via maryyannneeee)

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism. I prefer to color inside the lines.
(Macy can’t be having with your radical radicalisms.)
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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism. I prefer to color inside the lines.

(Macy can’t be having with your radical radicalisms.)

Confused Cats Against Feminism is brought to you by We Hunted the Mammoth, and by YOUR KITTIES. Submit! And buy crap at the Confused Cats Store! It’s for charity!

Hehe