Tanqueray Me, Babe

Epitaph: Drank, smoked, fucked, fought, wrote it down, regretted naught

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

(Source: sandandglass, via so-not-that-cool)

Pretty much how I met my girl

who keeps making Step Up movies and why

(Source: beyoncebeytwice, via valenwoods)

My resting heart rate is now approaching over 110 BPM and now I can count the ash particles when I smoke a cigarette. I’m worried I might be dying

I am always in love.

—Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises (via introspectivepoet)

(Source: goodreads.com, via kyelianne)

Sometimes I drink twelve cups of coffee and the world starts spinning too slow

lochjness:

Tamolitch Blue Pool, Oregon

lochjness:

Tamolitch Blue Pool, Oregon

(via kyelianne)

Anonymous asked: Do you kiss and tell?

5000letters:

Worse, I write about it.

(Source: cliffpantones, via chug-drugs)